From the white box special...
Patsy: "Eddie! Eddie. who is this?" *Points to goat*
Eddie and saffy in a different conversation
Eddie: "little Lola"
Saffy: her name is jane"
Patsy: *does goat noise* "hello jane"
Thats confusing when written out but its so dam funny.
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Quote it up Patsy Style
Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 31 Mar 2009, 20:23
Haha, I love that!
Patsy: Oh my god, there is something horrible on the stairs!
Saffy: It's me!
Patsy: I'm not blind.
Patsy: Oh my god, there is something horrible on the stairs!
Saffy: It's me!
Patsy: I'm not blind.
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by JadoreJoLumley on 02 Apr 2009, 20:21
haha i love that bit!!! its her mean face. God i love patsy.
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 17 Apr 2009, 22:26
P: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
E: I shall drink water. It's a mixer Patsy, we'll have it with whiskey. You know what it feels like, you've given up drinking before.
P: Worst eight hours of my life.
E: I shall drink water. It's a mixer Patsy, we'll have it with whiskey. You know what it feels like, you've given up drinking before.
P: Worst eight hours of my life.
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Sapphire on 19 Apr 2009, 13:20
Maartje wrote:I've found myself a new way of studying. I gotta learn up to 200 difficult English idiom for an exam tomorrow, so as an attempt to get it all done in time, I'll write down every single AbFab line in which the words I need to known are used. So many quotable lines, I love this show!
! I want to see that list you made. 
.My fav AbFab quote will always be "Don't question me.".
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 07 May 2009, 19:43
Reading this thread just makes me wanna watch AbFab so badly!
Patsy wishdom: ''It's a miracle I can walk at all... I bless the newness of life, and the wonder of living.''
Patsy wishdom: ''It's a miracle I can walk at all... I bless the newness of life, and the wonder of living.''
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 21 May 2009, 13:11
''You may dress like a Christian, but the similarity ends there!''
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Sammy Stone on 21 May 2009, 15:43
You Little Piece Of Dribble Piss!!!!
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Philippa on 23 May 2009, 12:22
S: Mum, Patsy's got ostheoporosis. She has the lowest bone density on record.
E: Oh well done darling!
E: Oh well done darling!
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 23 May 2009, 12:46
''And if you... try anything like this, again... I WILL KILL YOU!''
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Philippa on 23 May 2009, 12:50
Pats, what do Romanians look like? Ivan Lendl, oh that'll be nice!
Mark 'em up, sell 'em on!
Mark 'em up, sell 'em on!
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 23 May 2009, 12:56
''Don't let her torture you Eddie, tell her she's adopted!''
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 05 Jun 2009, 08:50
''PATSY STONE, I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING THICK PANTS!''
Come on, is no one gonna quote with me?
Come on, is no one gonna quote with me?
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Philippa on 05 Jun 2009, 11:06
EDINA MONSOON, STAND ON THE BLOODY BINBAG!!!
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 08 Jun 2009, 19:18
Stoned Asian Hippies with backpacks. (from 'France')
Nice observation.
Nice observation.
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 11 Jun 2009, 07:40
''Neat? She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.''
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mandy on 13 Jun 2009, 21:40
Maartje wrote:''You may dress like a Christian, but the similarity ends there!''
I love this one
Oh, the fearlessness of thoughts in print.
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 16 Jun 2009, 17:22
They say: ''Would you like a drink? Well, pour it yourself. Yes I will. Thank you very much, well done, cheers sweetie.''
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Philippa on 16 Jun 2009, 17:24
Maartje wrote:They say: ''Would you like a drink? Well, pour it yourself. Yes I will. Thank you very much, well done, cheers sweetie.''
Love that quote
Joanna delivers those lines so brilliantly!
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 16 Jun 2009, 17:27
I actually find myself quoting a lot of lines as fast as Joanna nowadays, probably because I've seen the show so many bloody times, but I just never seem to get bored of it.
''Maybe Eddie... Maybe that wasn't the placenta you ate.''
''Maybe Eddie... Maybe that wasn't the placenta you ate.''
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Philippa on 19 Jun 2009, 16:40
You don't need an O-level to operate a seringe
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 19 Jun 2009, 16:42
Social revolution if he did!
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Philippa on 19 Jun 2009, 16:45
Eddie: Who is it you were with last night?
Patsy: Oh he was just a windscreen washer that I picked up at the traffic lights, bun so tight he was bouncing off the walls..
Eddie: Bye Pats
Patsy: Oh he was just a windscreen washer that I picked up at the traffic lights, bun so tight he was bouncing off the walls..
Eddie: Bye Pats
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Mara on 19 Jun 2009, 17:07
Who dies in their own vomit these days? NO ONE DOES!
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Re: Quote it up Patsy Style
by Philippa on 21 Jun 2009, 22:07
We took her, to the park!!
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