Is she still titting her?

Minnie Driver, she was in Good..Head Hunting!

E: She's still got emotions, she just doesn't have to pay for them in wrinkles!
P: And I'm happy about that, can you tell?
E: No, I can't...
P: Money well spent.

In Val d'Isère, in The Last Shout
Eddie, do you want some après, or shall I send him home?

*having a swig on top of a huge building*

E: I'll meet you downstairs!
P: No, get me from here, I CAN'T FIND THE STAIRS!

S: Lift your hair up...
P: NO!
S: Don't know what you've managed to do here!
E: Just take the scissors darling.
P: NO, DON'T GIVE HER ANYTHING SHARP!

Classic.

Patsy: Do you have to be this close?
Saffy: I can be closer!
Patsy: Ooh Eddie!

Not dead yet?

Patsy: Did I leave a bottle of voddy here?
Saffy: No
Patsy: Well can I have one?

I can't believe this one had not been mentioned before...

''Swinging salloon doors Eddie!"

I just watches series 5 again, I just can't seem to get over that line. The way Joanna delivers it is so brilliant, with that huge smirk on her face whilst doing that hand movement...

My stomach hurts from laughing.

And the best part is that after Jo says "swinging saloon doors", Jen can't contain herself and starts laughing

''Do you know Elizabeth Taylor? I heard she's the new ride at Disney World.''

Maartje wrote:''Do you know Elizabeth Taylor? I heard she's the new ride at Disney World.''

I admit I had to copy this rant from IMDB, because I don't remember the exact lines (haven't seen series 5 as much as the others...) but since it's pure gold:

''One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. Jeremy's must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers hipbones. These women shop for lunch! labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement of Sloane Street. Their arm sinews have just enough muscles left in their arm to lift up a credit card.''

That must be one of the most brilliant Patsy speeches

It's usually Edina who does the ranting, but Joanna's pretty good at it as well, haha! I remember quoting part of this speech once when my friend and in were in Vienna, passing Chanel and Dior stores, and she totally cracked up, not knowing it was AbFab, haha.

That reminds me...

''My name is Patsy Stone, and I'm an alcoholic. What she did was an act of humanitarian mercy!''

Series 3
'Doorhandle'

E. Pats what do you think of the kitchen
P. It Fabulous
S. It's Not Done Yet

Series 3
'New Year'

E. My New Year Resolution Darling... To Have More fun, What's Yours Pats
P. You Know, To Be More Relaxed
S. More Relaxed, What Is That Dead

More Eddie But It's Funny

P. Ski Runs In Switzerland
E. Drug Runs In Cuba
P. Eddie !
E. Well She's A Walking Syringe That Women

Series 5

'If You Ever Do Anything Like This Again... I WILL KILL YOU !

''I'm not happy.''

I use that all the time...

Eddie: Rockers should rock or die
Patsy: Or choke on their own vomit!

Ladies of such great taste

''Oh for God's sake, JUST DIE!''

That just has to be one of the best Patsy quotes ever, it totally sums up her character.

"Take a look in that draw . . . and try to keep it that way"! That cracks me up everytime

I'm feeling a little... peckish. So, have you got any of those... food things?

Truly legendary moment in the history of AbFab.

The way she eats the crisp

E: Yoko, that... that wall of hair.
P: Couldn't tell where the pubes ended and the feet started!

No get me from here! I can't find the stairs!