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Post 23 Oct 2009, 15:26

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''This little baby is like...a prozac raindrop from a thundercloud of depression.''

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''Was it good?''
''Not bad. Not as good as the fish...''

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Post 23 Oct 2009, 17:06

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haha i was watching the bloopers for this series the other night with people at uni. they loved them!! i was laughing at the "swinging saloon doors" bit. hahaha they just keep cracking up all the time.

probably one of my favourite quotes comes fromt he episode france when patsy discovers that her cocaine wasn't real:

patsy "It's the realision that i must have actually enjoyed playing ping-pong!"

haha Patsy's face is classic when she says this.
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Oh it's a small shoe....
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Post 23 Oct 2009, 23:17

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Pats at the zoo is hilarious :lmao:

That lion back there had enormous bollocks
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Post 31 Oct 2009, 16:17

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S: Sleeping with you must a be akin to necrophilia.
P: You're a virgin in a world where men will turn to soft fruit for pleasure.

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Post 26 Nov 2009, 20:32

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These always crack me up!

Eddy: Pats, you know when you're in a room or something, and you think someones staring at you? and you're sort of doing things because you think someones looking at you, you know?

Patsy: On a plane?

Eddy: Well, anywhere...and then you look at them and they just sort of sleep, but their head is flopped in your direction? Well I dont want that to happen. I dont want that to be my life, you know, the whole world asleep...

*Patsy doesnt pay attention*

Patsy: Eddy Eddy...Eddy this is very important. Dont ever make me a cup of tea...

Eddy: Well, I... *looks confused*

Patsy: No, no, Eddy Eddy, I mean dont ever make me a cup of tea... *looks traumatised*

And I love this one too:

Eddy: What is that you want on your epitome?

Patsy: i want 'She was fantastic'..or.. 'Patsy was 'ere' *bursts into fit of giggles*

Eddy: No darling, you could just have Patsy Stone!

*they both laugh*

Patsy: Ohhh, Eddy, Eddy wait for this: Eddy - Still no thinner!

Joanna Lumley- Simply Amazing
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Post 07 Dec 2009, 15:03

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"Act Of God." :happy:
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Post 07 Dec 2009, 17:14

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Bitch Troll !
*Gags* 'Your face hair !'
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Post 09 Dec 2009, 21:18

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''How long has she been around for? She's been around forever!''
''Sixteen years she is, Pats.''
''Sixteen years?! Sixteen years you've her - get rid of her.''

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Post 09 Dec 2009, 21:23

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You've probably posted it before, but one of my favourites, which I still use myself, is "Oh, piss off, we're not that old." :lmao:

Also, "I'm not happy."
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Timeless A-Peel wrote:You've probably posted it before, but one of my favourites, which I still use myself, is "Oh, piss off, we're not that old." :lmao:


I think we've posted nearly every (great) Patsy quote in the series, but how cares? Even scrolling through this topic makes me cry with laughter. :lol:

That reminds me of a conversation with my dad today... I just came down, and he told me he had just been watching F&S, the one with Joanna Lumley.
''You mean AbFab? Why didn't you call me down?!''
''You know all the lines to that bloody show anyway, so why would you watch it again?''

:lolol:

''You know, you've been the lucky one Eddie. You've got a family, a great place to live... Even that bitch daughter must be some kind of comfort to you.''
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Post 09 Dec 2009, 21:42

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Mara wrote:
Timeless A-Peel wrote:You've probably posted it before, but one of my favourites, which I still use myself, is "Oh, piss off, we're not that old." :lmao:


I think we've posted nearly every (great) Patsy quote in the series, but how cares? Even scrolling through this topic makes me cry with laughter. :lol:

That reminds me of a conversation with my dad today... I just came down, and he told me he had just been watching F&S, the one with Joanna Lumley.
''You mean AbFab? Why didn't you call me down?!''
''You know all the lines to that bloody show anyway, so why would you watch it again?''

:lolol:

''You know, you've been the lucky one Eddie. You've got a family, a great place to live... Even that bitch daughter must be some kind of comfort to you.''


My dad's said stuff like that me all the time. "Haven't you seen this before? Can't we watch something else?"
"No."
They were always short conversations. He gave up eventually. :lmao:
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Post 09 Dec 2009, 21:47

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Timeless A-Peel wrote:My dad's said stuff like that me all the time. "Haven't you seen this before? Can't we watch something else?"
"No."
They were always short conversations. He gave up eventually. :lmao:


Don't you just love being a crazy fan at times? :lolol: I know I'm a nutter for this show, but I just can't help it. It got really bad in England, because I kept seeing AbFab and TNA references everywhere. People just ignored me after I'd quoted a line and bursted out in hysterical laughter. Although I'd generally say ''I don't know, ask me another'' and ''I'm not happy'' were taken over pretty quickly, haha.
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Post 09 Dec 2009, 21:53

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Mara wrote:
Timeless A-Peel wrote:My dad's said stuff like that me all the time. "Haven't you seen this before? Can't we watch something else?"
"No."
They were always short conversations. He gave up eventually. :lmao:


Don't you just love being a crazy fan at times? :lolol: I know I'm a nutter for this show, but I just can't help it. It got really bad in England, because I kept seeing AbFab and TNA references everywhere. People just ignored me after I'd quoted a line and bursted out in hysterical laughter. Although I'd generally say ''I don't know, ask me another'' and ''I'm not happy'' were taken over pretty quickly, haha.


Yes. I'm a little afraid to go to Britain, because I think I might scare the locals, running around pointing at things madly in my hot pink flares and "I Am The Stig" t-shirt with my copy of The Avengers on Location, asking if there's a Forbidden Planet megastore nearby, and do they sell Hitchhiker's towels? "Canadians," they'll say as I skip by. "Sheesh. No wonder we let go of the colony." :lmao:
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Post 09 Dec 2009, 22:06

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Imagine if we all went to London at the same time. We'd scare off half the population :lmao:
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Philippa wrote:Imagine if we all went to London at the same time. We'd scare off half the population :lmao:


Poor British people--they wouldn't know what hit them. :lmao:
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Post 10 Dec 2009, 18:02

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"Were on the razz." :happy:
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Post 10 Dec 2009, 18:07

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Philippa wrote:Imagine if we all went to London at the same time. We'd scare off half the population :lmao:


Probably, haha. I'd still really love to visit the filming locations for the Avengers though!

''I'm... feeling a little... peckish.''

Epic AbFab moment! :lol:
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Mara wrote:
Philippa wrote:Imagine if we all went to London at the same time. We'd scare off half the population :lmao:


Probably, haha. I'd still really love to visit the filming locations for the Avengers though!


I have a whole book about it--we could hop into Avengerland and never leave. :lol:
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Post 10 Dec 2009, 20:17

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Mara wrote:
''I'm... feeling a little... peckish.''

Epic AbFab moment! :lol:


So uhm, have you got any of those...food things?
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Post 10 Dec 2009, 23:08

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'''Mine's more a one way system'' had me in tears. :lmao: Va-va-va-voom!
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Post 10 Dec 2009, 23:13

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Patsy: I can still blow smoke rings through mine.
Eddie: Are you doing it now?
Patsy: Oh yeah.
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Post 10 Dec 2009, 23:17

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Philippa wrote:Patsy: I can still blow smoke rings through mine.
Eddie: Are you doing it now?
Patsy: Oh yeah.


Ahaha! My stomach hurts from laughing. :lmao:

''Eddie, I hadn't quite finished...''

(Wiping away the tears as we speak. :lolol:)
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Post 17 Dec 2009, 15:39

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"Eddie still no thiner". Lol. :happy:
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Post 17 Dec 2009, 15:47

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''You should have ended up in the dustbin, the incinerator was too good for you. You know - when I heard that Eds was pregnant I told her to abort, abort, abort, abort. I said, chuck it down the pan. Bring me... a knitting needle!''

Best Patsy rant. Ever. :worship:
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Mara wrote:''You should have ended up in the dustbin, the incinerator was too good for you. You know - when I heard that Eds was pregnant I told her to abort, abort, abort, abort. I said, chuck it down the pan. Bring me... a knitting needle!''

Best Patsy rant. Ever. :worship:


I love that part too. Amazing Jo was in that part. :happy:
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