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Quote it up! (Patsy Style)

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Philippa

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Post 23 Mar 2010, 15:36

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In Huntin' Shootin' Fishin'

Clarissa: "You could play golf".
Patsy: "Piss off, how old do you think we are?!"
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Post 11 Apr 2010, 01:00

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"Be careful of wigs".
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Post 11 Apr 2010, 08:30

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" No darling believe me I was there " :lolol: :happy:
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Post 01 May 2010, 16:26

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" Oh well that's a kiss of death ! ! " :lmao: :lmao:
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Post 01 May 2010, 18:58

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''The only thing that got him up was his bladder. Do you get it? The only thing he got UP for was to have a slash. Well, remind me not to tell that one again when I'm sober...''

:lmao:
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Post 04 May 2010, 18:43

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Mara wrote:''The only thing that got him up was his bladder. Do you get it? The only thing he got UP for was to have a slash. Well, remind me not to tell that one again when I'm sober...''

:lmao:


Lol I say that one every time I go to the loo. :lmao:

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Post 04 May 2010, 18:49

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^ hah, which ep was this from?
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Post 04 May 2010, 18:59

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Hospital from series 2.
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Post 04 May 2010, 19:35

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Thanks, I couldn't quite place it!
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Post 05 May 2010, 15:33

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You're most welcome :grin: I remembered the quote the other day and had to watch that bit on my dvd several times in a row.
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Post 07 May 2010, 05:34

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Perty Purdey wrote:
"It is a miracle I can walk at all. I bless the wonder of life and the newness of living"


I love this quote!! It's kind of adorable :)

Some more I don't think have been posted:

"Room service, I brought something hot up..." *wiggles tongue*

"Bleeper?"

"That is nonsense shit Eddy!"

In Fear when she is just sitting in the corner of the bathroom - "BITCH TROG!" "PIECE OF FILTH!" while Saffy and Eddy are arguing. I just like how Patsy's idea of defending Eddy amounts to shouting expletives at her daughter :)
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Post 07 May 2010, 08:30

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Perty Purdey wrote:"It is a miracle I can walk at all. I bless the wonder of life and the newness of living"


Haha :lmao: I love this one. :hug:
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Post 07 May 2010, 09:00

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gelsomina wrote:"Bleeper?"


I have to say, Edina's reply is even funnier because of Jennifer's facial expression. ''Don't want it... DON'T WANT IT NOW''. :lmao:

''Yeah, right... right... Where's the other leg?''
''It's a cross section!''
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Post 08 May 2010, 02:36

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Mara wrote:
gelsomina wrote:"Bleeper?"


I have to say, Edina's reply is even funnier because of Jennifer's facial expression. ''Don't want it... DON'T WANT IT NOW''. :lmao:



The outtakes for that scene always crack me up, "I'll just get my thumb..." bahaha!!
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Post 10 May 2010, 17:40

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''Are we keeping old corks?''

Pretty hilarious line, considering the kind of rant Emma bursted into three seconds ealier. :lolol:
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Post 10 May 2010, 23:17

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Mara wrote:''Are we keeping old corks?''

Pretty hilarious line, considering the kind of rant Emma bursted into three seconds ealier. :lolol:

Oh my gosh I was just about to say this one. :hug:
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Post 12 May 2010, 11:11

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gelsomina wrote:In Fear when she is just sitting in the corner of the bathroom - "BITCH TROG!" "PIECE OF FILTH!" while Saffy and Eddy are arguing. I just like how Patsy's idea of defending Eddy amounts to shouting expletives at her daughter :)


Yes! I love that too, it's hilarious :lmao:
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Post 12 May 2010, 13:09

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" Eddie pants off. " :lolol: :lolol:
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Post 12 May 2010, 18:06

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"I've got my pants off" :lol:
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Post 12 May 2010, 18:36

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On Abbey Road: It's wonderful to be here, ''certainly a thrill''.

''Ginsberg is dryhumping Ringo...''

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Post 13 May 2010, 12:23

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" Ohh that's a good shade Eddie !! " :lolol: :lolol:
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Post 13 May 2010, 12:28

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"You should get your toes sewn together Eddie, it'll help you swim faster." :lolol:
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Post 14 May 2010, 19:00

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"she introduced Jackie to O"

As a Jackie O fan, this particular line makes me smile!
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Post 15 May 2010, 16:13

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"Could you see his bob-bam-boo?"
''Yeah, I got a little hint of an acorn...''

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Post 15 May 2010, 16:21

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Saffy: That is so degrading to women!
Patsy: What do you mean? She's got the whip!
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