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Quote it up Patsy Style

Cheers sweetie darling! Talk about the fabulous show here.
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Quote it up Patsy Style

Postby Ham on 27 Jan 2008, 01:53

We all love our dear sad old Patsy and the fabulous one liners she comes out with so I thought it was ineveitable that a topic for her fabulous one liners was to be had here.


"When you were three years old, we tied you to the central reservation of a motorway"
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Postby Philippa on 27 Jan 2008, 01:55

would you like a drink? yes i would, well pour it yourself, ok i will. thank you very much, well done! cheers sweetie!

LMAO i luv this so much :D
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Postby Ham on 27 Jan 2008, 01:57

LMFAO

"Eddy, I think it's going to have to come off with me. I've had....I've....I've had a bit of a moment"
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Postby Jujubean on 27 Jan 2008, 01:59

"A KNITTING NEEDLE!" :lol:
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Postby Philippa on 27 Jan 2008, 01:59

YOU LITTLE PIECE OF DRIBBLE PISS!!!
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Postby Ham on 27 Jan 2008, 02:01

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Postby Sara on 27 Jan 2008, 02:02

You little bitchtroll from hell :D
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Postby AbFabLaur89 on 27 Jan 2008, 02:02

Great idea for a thread Ham!!:D

The ever-hilarious...

"Is he from Gabon?"

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Postby Ham on 27 Jan 2008, 02:03

I'm not happy :(
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Postby mond257 on 27 Jan 2008, 02:13

Saf - You've never payed for anything have you!
Pats - Well, we've payed for you darling!
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Postby Sara on 27 Jan 2008, 15:40

It's the horrible realisation that i must have actually enjoyed playing ping pong *face*
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Postby Ham on 27 Jan 2008, 16:13

Yeah, yeah cheers thanks a lot
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Postby AbFabLaur89 on 27 Jan 2008, 23:36

Bloody Hell!!! Bloody bastard asthmatic cab driver!!!

:lol: :P
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Postby sweetiedarling on 28 Jan 2008, 02:26

"what do you mean we're going to be poor? we simply cannot allow them to cut us off!"

the line itself wasn't that funny, more the outtakes because she had so much trouble with it. :D
helloisthistheman from jenforums * ;)
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Postby Daniel on 28 Jan 2008, 06:40

I'm 42!!

:lol:
This wheel's on fire. Rolling Down the road. Best notify my next of kin. This wheel shall EXPLODE!
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Postby AbFabLaur89 on 28 Jan 2008, 07:24

* And I'm an ovum! * :lol:

haha yeah, the "We simply cannot allow them to cut us off!" outtakes are soo awesome!

"We simply cannot allow you to cut us off, Eddie!"

"We simply cannot allow them to cutch us off"

"It was one of your account Eds...shit!"

:lol:

And another one...

Is it...a bee?


LMFAO
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Postby felicitysaunders on 28 Jan 2008, 12:57

"The last mosquito that bit me had to book in to the Betty Ford clinic."

This used to be my fave quote in the entire world, made me laugh so much, and this was before I was a devoted Ab Fab fan, this was when I was about 12!! Sooo funny!


And...


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
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Postby mond257 on 28 Jan 2008, 15:06

we can raise hem lines so high that the whole world is your gynacologist!

aaand....

Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy!! (i forget exactly how many times! lol)
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Postby AbFabLaur89 on 28 Jan 2008, 23:20

LMFAO guys!! I adore the mosquito quote so much!! :lol: And the hemlines LOL.


Eddie: But darling, you haven't got any ovaries!

Patsy: Yes, they were just hidden. They found a couple lodged up in my ribs where that silly Arab doctor left them. Yes, I'm having a baby!

*just the sheer absurdity of that entire situation..and the whole Mick Jagger sperm thing, it's hilarious!!* :lol:
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Postby Philippa on 29 Jan 2008, 02:20

that baby is like a prozac drop from a rain cloud of depression
LMAO
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Postby mond257 on 29 Jan 2008, 05:55

"You can't come in, you're too fat! Go on, get out!!"
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Postby Daniel on 29 Jan 2008, 11:45

Eddy, Eddy, Eddy.....WEE'D!!! :lol:
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Postby AbFabLaur89 on 31 Jan 2008, 06:59

"Beget the son and heir!!!"

When I first heard that I didn't know whether it was what's above (^) or "beget the SUN and AIR!!!" bloody homynyms!! :lol:
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Postby mond257 on 01 Feb 2008, 21:18

LMFAO

"I'll just put a little bit here sweetie. Ready?"
"yep"
"There, did you feel that?"
"No"
"Oh sorry, that was the pillow!"
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Postby AbFabLaur89 on 03 Feb 2008, 12:34

:lol: "oh sorry, that was the pillow" LMFAO!!!

"When I found out Eds was pregnant, you know what I said? I said, abort! Abort, abort, abort! I said, chuck it down the pan! Bring me a...

'a knitting needle?'

...a KNIT-TING NEEDLE!"

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